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MattB--you fucking nard-gargler.

"MattB.-- You egotistical fuck who loves to see how many people view a thread about him, no matter how unflattering!"

Keep up the good work,  Carlo McKenzie. You can't stop thinking about me, can you? You are so completely my bitch. My girlfriend asks politely that you stop jerking off to my picture.

Can I play?

Mattb wears his mother's pantaloons.

Sorry MattB...
I was just going to call it 'insult of the day' but decided at the last moment to dedicate this bit to you... I figured you'd appreciate the gesture.... also... you've drawn some ire from the Nada folks lately and thought your person would be a timely focus for us all to practise our jibe on...

you gonad groomer.

Oh, no... don't misunderstand me, man. I fully understand and I honestly appreciate the gesture.

Seriously, though. Quit using photos of me for your sick pornographic purposes. Thanks!

hey man... once it's on the net it's the public's domain...
you sphincter tugger.

My only problem with this whole concept of yours is that your disses aren't even insults... they read like a goddamn wishlist. I don't tug sphincters or gargle nards - it just ain't my style. I do happen to be an egotistical asshole and I would, in fact, wear my mother's pantaloons if they came in a larger size.

I welcome fans from all walks of life and sexual proclivities. I knew that eventually I was going to attract a wannabe male groupie or two... Ashworth's occasional flirting prepared me for it. I was just hoping that when this situation arose, I could deflect a man's advances gently and without causing any hurt feelings. I'm sorry that this apparently cannot be, Carlo.

That being said, honey, it's not even the fact that you're a guy. It's the unfortunate truth that you're a pathetic little emo-happy Canadian fuckwad that will prevent us from ever fulfilling your fantasies of getting it on with an actual writer. Try Todd Bunker. He's better looking than me, anyway.

Here's one for today -

MattB smells like cabbage.

MAttB enjoys Chicago and various Peter Cetera projects

Come visit the Dink Delicatessen,
in the kitchen MattB is obsessin',
"sure my servings are small,
but I'll please one and all,
because my salads are tossed to perfection."

I give up. This boy is sprung... hard.

Snizz, man! You're dead on. The first show I ever went to was Chicago at the Tacoma Dome - Peter Cetera's last tour with them back in '85! Smooth dissin', my friend.

I'd like to thank Jesus, the academy, Karate Kid III.....




  "I am a man who would fight for your honor"

MattB is a pelvis-puncher.

Rumor has it Mr Brown himself has arrived in Seattle. Come out to the Sunset Tavern for Hangover Helper Sunday afternoon to insult him in person. Or, preferrably, to give him a big hug and engage him in a spirited discussion about music.

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hey MattB would love that free gift.