I guess I'm bored enough to play:
Disc one:
"U Can't Touch This," M.C. Hammer: Pants
"Nothing Compares 2 U," Sinead O'Connor: Good song
"No Myth," Michael Penn: Never heard it, probably don't care to.
"Ladies First," Queen Latifah featuring Monie Love: Why not U.N.I.T.Y?
"Ball and Chain," Social Distortion: Fantastic
"Birdhouse in Your Soul," They Might Be Giants: Never a fan.
"Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns," Mother Love Bone: Great song, great band
"Here's Where the Story Ends," the Sundays: Good song.
"Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)," C & C Music Factory:Freedom!
"Groove Is in the Heart," Deee-Lite: Great song, Lady Miss Kier was hot.
"Right Here, Right Now," Jesus Jones: Guh.
"New Jack Hustler (Nino's Theme)," Ice-T: Great movie.
"I Touch Myself," Divinyls: Good sentiment.
"Unbelievable," EMF: no comment
"Hard To Handle," the Black Crowes: I like the Crowes. Decent cover.
"O.P.P.," Naughty By Nature: Absolutely fantastic. Would have preferred "Uptown Anthem."
"Walking in Memphis," Marc Cohn: Guh.
"It's So Hard To Say Goodbye to Yesterday," Boyz II Men: I would have preferred "I'll Make Love to You." It's funnier.
Disc two:
"Silent Lucidity," Queensryche: OK
"Into the Drink," Mudhoney: So many better songs, but at least they're represented.
"Girlfriend," Matthew Sweet: Good song
"I'm Too Sexy," Right Said Fred (R*S*F*): Mesh shirt.
"Calling All Angels," Jane Siberry with k.d. lang: No idea.
"Only Shallow," My Bloody Valentine: Don't remember it though I probably have it.
"It's a Shame About Ray," the Lemonheads: Great song, great album.
"Baby Got Back," Sir Mix-A-Lot: My friend Mike used to live near Mix. Mix lost his pet pot belly pig, and Mike found it and returned it to his house. Mix signed a picture for Mike and it said "To Mike, the boss with the most hot sauce."
"They Want EFX," DAS EFX:
"Jump," Kris Kross: 'lil rappers.
"Walk," Pantera: Saw it live.
"N.W.O.," Ministry: OK
"S***list," L7: Great song. They were great as Camel Toe in "Serial Mom"
"Absynthe," the Gits: Never got into
"Coattail Rider," Supersuckers: Yes! Yes Yes!
"Runaway Train," Soul Asylum: It always looked like the guy didn't wash his hair.
"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong," Spin Doctors: My wife has this disc. Guh.
"Dizz Knee Land," dada: No idea
"Nearly Lost You," Screaming Trees: Fat Conner bros rule.
Disc three:
"Under the Bridge," Red Hot Chili Peppers: Good song.
"Unsung," Helmet: Good song.
"Jump Around," House Of Pain: Snizz got surrounded by a pack of nerds. King of the geeks!
"Free Your Mind," En Vogue: Reprehensible.
"Rump Shaker," Wreckx-N-Effect: Shake baby, shake baby, 1-2-3.
"Informer," Snow: Canadians do very few things correctly.
"Connected," Stereo MC's: OK
"Detachable Penis," King Missile: Stupid
"Freak Me," Silk: But tonight, I wanna get freaky wit' you.
"Ordinary World," Duran Duran: Good song.
"If I Can't Change Your Mind," Sugar: Great song, great album. Sugar made a few really good discs.
"Three Little Pigs," Green Jelly: Excruciating.
"Start Choppin," Dinosaur Jr: Great song.
"The Devil's Chasing Me," the Reverend Horton Heat: OK
"Gone to the Moon," Fastbacks: Great, of course.
"My Name Is Mud," Primus: Hit you upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat.
"What's Up," 4 Non Blondes: That woman was really weird looking.
Disc four:
"Thunder Kiss '65," White Zombie: Great.
"Whoomp! (There It Is)," Tag Team: What was the other one that was similar?
"Broken Hearted Savior," Big Head Todd and the Monsters: no idea
"Trust Me," Guru with N'Dea Davenport: no idea
"Here Comes," Velocity Girl: no idea
"Gepetto," Belly: OK
"Eye to Eye," the Muffs: dont know
"Gentlemen," Afghan Whigs: 2nd best album ever.
"Leafy Incline," Tad: Tad is the exception to the rule that fat people shouldn't be in bands.
"Dream All Day," the Posies: Fruity.
"Hey Jealousy," Gin Blossoms: Could be worse.
"My Sister," the Juliana Hatfield Three: She was indeed a hot slut.
"Whatta Man," Salt-N-Pepa: I prefer "Shoop"
"Back & Forth," Aaliyah: Hot.
"If That's Your Boyfriend (He Wasn't Last Night)," Me'Shell NdegéOcello: Not hot.
"Freedom of '76," Ween: dont know
"Cut Your Hair," Pavement: One of the greatest songs and albums ever.
"God," Tori Amos: She's always so serious. Boring.
"MMM MMM MMM MMM," Crash Test Dummies: not that bad.
"Possession," Sarah McLachlan: I actually like her.
Disc five:
"Shine," Collective Soul: I think it's ok
"Far Behind," Candlebox: I grudgingly like this song.
"You Gotta Be," Des'ree: I wish it was "You gotsta be"
"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon," Urge Overkill: Good cover.
"She Don't Use Jelly," the Flaming Lips: Dumb
"m.i.a.," 7 Year Bitch: Dont remember
"21st Century (Digital Boy)," Bad Religion: I hate them.
"Sugar Free Jazz," Soul Coughing: Dont' know
"Mockingbirds," Grant Lee Buffalo: Wonderful album that they could never recapture.
"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?," R.E.M.: so many better songs.
"Revolve," Melvins: dont know it, but I bet its hard.
"Buddy Holly," Weezer: still great.
"Here and Now," Letters To Cleo:no idea
"Good," Better Than Ezra: Worse than anything.
"Run-Around," Blues Traveler: He had a heart attack while masturbating.
"I'll Be There for You (Theme From "Friends")," the Rembrandts: Painful.
"Tomorrow," Silverchair: The lead singer had anorexia.
"Not a Pretty Girl," Ani DiFranco: No, your not.
"Carnival," Natalie Merchant:Lilith.
Disc six:
"Wonderwall," Oasis: One of the greats. Never get tired of it.
"Birthday Cake," Cibo Matto: no idea
"Cumbersome," Seven Mary Three: Stupid
"One of Us," Joan Osborne: I actually like this song.
"Caught by the Fuzz," Supergrass: Great.
"Sweet 69," Babes In Toyland: Dont remember it, but I'm sure it rocked.
"Breakfast at Tiffany's," Deep Blue Something: C'mon, really?
"Photograph," the Verve Pipe: Def Leppard version much better.
"In the Meantime," Spacehog: No idea
"Woo Hah!! Got You All In Check," Busta Rhymes featuring Rampage The Last Boy Scout: Did anything else feature Rampage the Last Boy Scout?
"Who Will Save Your Soul," Jewel: Guh.
"Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand," Primitive Radio Gods: no idea
"Cybele's Reverie," Stereolab: no idea
"Capri Pants," Bikini Kill: dont remember
"What I Got," Sublime: Horrible.
"Kung Fu," Ash: Ash is a pretty good band.
"Virtual Insanity," Jamiroquai: He did the big hat.
"Naked Eye," Luscious Jackson: Great song.
"Outtasite (Outta Mind)," Wilco: Great.
Disc seven:
"itszoweezee (hot)," De La Soul: not my thing.
"LoveFool," the Cardigans: I still remember Ash's comment in the 107.7 list for this: "I would like to hide the ol' meat log in the tuna boat to her."
"Radiation Vibe," Fountains Of Wayne: dont know
"The Impression That I Get," the Mighty Mighty Bosstones: Terrible, and they had a dancing guy.
"Turn It On," Sleater-Kinney: Super duper.
"Bitch," Meredith Brooks: Barely qualifies as music.
"MMMBop," Hanson: The middle one has two kids.
"Brian Wilson" (live), Barenaked Ladies: dont know it, and particularly don't know why the live version needs to be on this.
"Brick," Ben Folds Five: could be worse, but not much.
"Sex and Candy," Marcy Playground: Boring.
"Walking on the Sun," Smash Mouth: Fat people should not be in bands.
"Tubthumping," Chumbawamba: Terrible.
"6 Underground," Sneaker Pimps: OK
"Lullaby," Shawn Mullins: It hurts.
"Slide," Goo Goo Dolls: no comment
"Kiss Me," Sixpence None The Richer: Really one of the stupidest band names I've ever heard.
"Steal My Sunshine," LEN: Canadians.
"What It's Like," Everlast: Has anyone ever been so proud of being white trash? Wait, I live in the South.
"Natural Blues," Moby: Don't know