| Correspondencia - October 1999 |
| Correspondencia | |
| Sunday, 12 October 2003 | |
 Feedback From Our Loyal ReadersSeptember/October 1999 By Nada Staff Oct. 28, 1999 (Dear Mrs. A-Rose-Wagler-Seattle-WA: That was indeed a funny story from Ben. I think he works in a sprocket factory, supervising the bathing of the 12-year-old brown-skinned children from whose intestines the sprockets are produced. But enough of the Willis bashing. Nada Mucho has received at least two emails in the last three years berating Bruce. The next Willis-basher gets the Old Chinese Porcupine, if you know what I mean. And as for you, Mrs. A-Rose-Wagler-Seattle-WA, keep in mind that I know where you live. – GB) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oct. 21, 1999 I love your Online Zine and look very forward to our interview appearring. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed doing it. GINGER COYOTE (Thanks Ginger. I forgot to mention during the interview, that sometimes I pull my blankets up over my head like a fort and just fart all day. Do you ever do that? – MA) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- October 20, 1999 -There can be only one Fred Gary (Rather than commenting on this one, I encourage all readers to read this note again, slowly. This, my friends, is a model piece of feedback. A hunk of the finest cheese for whoever can reveal the true identity of Fred Gary! To summarize: "Which finger points toward the assholes now?" Perfect. – GB)
Wednesday, Oct. 13, 1999 Hi Joe, Check out the "Jet City Swingers" they play the 2218 every Tuesday night. http://www.ponyboyrecords.com/files/pony_boy/pony_index.html (Will do. Do they sound at all like Kyuss or Skid Row, cause those are two of my favorite bands ever. – JV)
Oct. 13, 1999 I really like the top 107.7 breakdown I laughed out loud and made people scowl at me! Mark Mark Rentfrow ("Scowl". Everyone say it out loud, "SCOWL!". Makes you giggle, doesn’t it? – GB)
Oct. 12, 1999
Frederick Gary (Fuck yeah, dude! Fight the power! I like the positive feedback, but we at Nada do not appreciate being referred to as "fat". If you had any sensitivity at all you would know that "fat" is an offensive adjective, and should never be used in polite conversation. We prefer either "bountifully proportioned" or "huge lard- asses". – GB)
Oct. 8, 1999 TV sucks, but I sure like Tracy's stufF! Jer (Thanks for writing Jer. Four things: Rumor has it a certain special Nada staffer likes Tracy’s "stuff" too! Wink wink! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sept 29, 1999 I love Nada Mucho. It’s so great. Matt Ashworth, Nada Mucho editor in chief (Matt – Thanks for the words of encouragement. That really means a lot to me. – MA)
Thu, 23 Sep 99 Is that guy Chris single? He's a hottie! I can tell by the bulge in his pants that he is the ONE for me. Does he like Indian girls with pierced nipples? Love, Tilickem (I am sorry to inform you that staff writer Chris Allsion is happily married, his third such union. (Keep your fingers crossed, third time’s a charm!!!!). Strange you should ask, as his beautiful wife is an Indian girl named "she-who-has-pierced-nipples-and-also-brings-fire-to-the-village-and- sometimes-runs-with-the-deer." She doesn’t have her nipples pierced though, just her cunt. – MA)
Thu, 23 Sep 99 "Nada Mucho world domination" that's awsome........ I'll have to say, your little Nada project all yall have going on could be big with the right connections. I can see it. By the way, I like those apples a lot. Todd Christen (Dear Todd: If I ever hear you say "all y’all" in person I will eat my own feet. I’ve missed you. Are you and your "partner" getting along now, or are you still fighting over who gets to "lift" and who gets to "spot"? – MW ) Dear Readers: Todd likes to get lots of emails while he diligently works to improve the flow of catalytic converters on the Boeing 999 assembly line. He especially likes pictures of animals copulating. Contact him at
Thu, 23 Sep 99 Comments: Uh, sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings...but what's this Singleton's greatest work stuff for "The Usual Suspects"? Huh? You trying to front here? Hm? It was not written, nor directed, nor sneezed nor coughed nor spittled out of Singleton. But rather, directed by Brian Singer, and if that's what you meant...you are truly uneducated, and I couldn't even get through the list because of this discrepency. Oh, and it wasn't good storytelling either. And I can't believe you didn't put "It Takes Two" on the list! Come on guys tell me that wasn't a classic! Go back to manufacturing Cheeze Whiz and Sperm in a Can. And stay out of my Blue's Clues collection! And if you're going to abuse me...you know, put me in that little feedback collumn where you harrass everyone and stuff? Listen. I've suffered through 7 Police Academy movies, and Halloween Water. So, give me your worst. As long as you don't mention my goiter. Please don't mention my goiter. Thank you. this has been a complete waste of time
(Dear Krymestone: As much as I would like to "harass" you and "stuff", I just don’t have time right now because I’ve got to get back to flogging the Nada intern who screwed up The Usual Suspects blurb. She looks so cute with her hands tied behind her back. – MW)
Tue, 21 Sep 99 19:56PM Nada mucho in Spanish means "swims a lot." Is that what you had in mind? Servando Gonzalez : (No. – GB)
Tue, 21 Sep 99 14:09PM PDT You should do something with my band WHITE TRASH DEBUTANTES Ginger Coyote
(I can think of lots of things I’d like to do with WHITE TRASH DEBUTANTES. – MA)
Tue, 21 Sep 99 if you like OSP you should check out this band "the violet burning" they played with the OSP's in l.a. last year and both bands were great...their site is HYPERLINK http://www.thevioletburning.com www.thevioletburning.com best (Michael, thanks for the tip. Do you think that maybe "The Violent Burrowing" is a better name than "the violet burning"? I do. – GB)
Sept. 21, 1999 ALL the articles pissed me off, and I liked it. Anonymous (That is the correct attitude. All you little bitches will take it, and you will fucking like it. – MW)
Septmember 20, 1999 Show some respect. . .. . what about a little Tori Amos? Anonymous (What about a little Tori Amos?!? What about a BIG HUGE GIGANTIC Tori Amos?!?! – GB)
Sept. 19, 1999 I first and foremost am very concerned that you received my name from a credit card company. Futhermore, my e-mail address is to be used for business in the hospital only. I only carry one credit card for emergency use only and have a few from department stores. I would like to know which credit card company released my name to you, and how you in turn got my e-mail address. Prompt responce to this matter is greatly appreciated. Tonya (Dear Tonya: We received your name from Mervyn’s department store credit card department. We didn't even have to pay for it. Apparently the good folks at Mervyn’s think it’s "funny" to widely distribute their customers personal information. Well rest assured, Nada Mucho places a high value on personal privacy, and we are not laughing at this serious issue. By the way, what in the world are you doing with the 27 pairs of white cotton panties you purchased last month? Bowel problems? – GB) ----------------------------------------------------------- |
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