Matt Brown – Once upon a time, I accidentally fell in love with a woman who reads books. She was especially fond of The Alchemist, by Brazilian author Paulo Coelho, which she gave me for my birthday shortly before we started dating . About sixty pages in, I came across the phrase “Maktub.”
I was first introduced to my Sweet Princess Neko Case about 36 months ago. Napster was in its heyday, and I, like many other music-loving single men in their mid-to-late-twenties, spent a lot of time frantically looking for new female artists.
Gabe Baker & Matt Ashworth – Here at Nada, we firmly deny individualism and strongly support oppressive social conformity. Unbeknownst to you, our loyal reader, we have conducted extensive clandestine market research into every aspect of your private life. We will eventually use this knowledge to further our nefarious purposes.
Sean Oliver – I know it’s been awhile since I last wrote a column. Or wrote anything for that matter.
Q: Do redheads really have red pussy hairs? A: Yes, you fucking idiot. Don’t write to me ever again.
